So You want to be WELCOMED to the DEVIL'S LODGE, well theres a few rules u MUST follow:
1) Please No Smoking on the Premices
2) We Share in the Devils Lodge
3) If you feel nautious in any way, shape, or form, please puke to the RIGHT, for the LEFT is EVIL and important
4) IF U ARE PREGNANT OR A HYPERACTIVE INSANE PERSON......WE WELCOME U WITH ALL OUR HEART :)
5) PLEASE, I REPEAT PLEASE, IF U FEEL THE NEED TO EAT SOMETHING, WE DO NOT ALLOW FOOD OR BEVERAGES BUT PLEASE DO
NOT LEAVE BUT INSTEAD EAT UR BOOGERS FOR THEY ARE LOW IN CALORIES!!
6)IF U ARE BLIND, I RECOMEND LEAVING FOR U CANT READ THIS NOR WILL U BE ABLE TO READ ANYTHING ELSE IN THE SITE
IF WE ALL FOLLOW THESE RULES IM SURE WE CAN HAVE FUN IN A SAFE MANNER
